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Ask the vampire to take off his fucking sunglasses," I snarl. "Spare me, man."
"I will not tolerate being called a vampire, Victor," Peyton pouts.
"What? You tolerate being sodomized but not being called Dracula in jest? Am I on the same planet? Let's move on."